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avatar Agni Gauss
You know the sex is good when it sounds like running in flip flops.

You know the sex is good when it sounds like running in flip flops.

avatar Agni Gauss
When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? I clean the toilet.... How does that help? I use your toothbrush

When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? I clean the toilet.... How does that help? I use your toothbrush

avatar Mark Manson

Remember to Wake me up at 8. Yeah sure... Oh shit. IM STILL SLEEPY!! BUT YOU TOLD ME TO WAKE YOU UP

avatar Anthony Miller
My face during a plane crash so my wife doesn't get the ick

My face during a plane crash so my wife doesn't get the ick

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Pov: My wife be like.. Oh, where are you going? To the club. To do what? To party. How are you getting there? Helicopter. It's 4:00 AM. I'm going to the bathroom. Ha ha!

avatar Isabella Lewis

Wife: Why did God create men first? Husband was NOT ready for this question. Honey. I have a question. Yeah. So why God create man first before woman? Oh that's easy honey. Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

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